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heavis

Joel's pet name for his penis.
Hey Joel, how's your heavis?
by G_Acey January 11, 2008
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Heaving Phrogs

Mythical creatures known to exist in the murky world of fantasy football. Heaving Phrogs have been known to devour entire teams, pausing only long enough to excrete the remnants of opposing players.
The Heaving Phrogs reign supreme in the world of fantasy football.
by WHOLCO1 October 27, 2008
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Heaven Moment

A moment of brief dumbness.
Also know as a blonde moment.
Person A: ...Take that!
Person B: Wait...what??
Person A: Wow, sum1's havin a Heaven Moment...
by Matthew Hawkins October 26, 2008
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Heavyhelion

A fat fuck that no one likes, or can respect. often blamed for the Holocaust. Or refers to a fat black womans vagina.
That dumb heavyhelion, fucking made the Holocaust.

That black bitch vagina, was a heavyhelion!
by ChanChan&Lennyson(: February 19, 2011
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Heavy Duty Equipment

Heavy Duty Equipment has two meanings:

1. the actual equipment used on farms, in warehouses, factories etc. that requires special training to use. This type of equipment should not be used under the influence of drugs or alcohol as it is dangerous.

2. a subtle reference to a man's penis size. In this case, it is suggesting that the man's cock is ENORMOUS and may hurt the female while penetrating during sex. Unlike the first meaning, it can be used under the influence of drugs and alcohol and sometimes produces better results.
Hannah: So how was he?
Stephanie: Well let's say he has some heavy duty equipment that I couldn't handle. I need an ice pack for my vag.
by derkkkkkkkka May 25, 2011
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Heavy

Something that his straight up raw, cool, awesome etc.
Me: Dude check out that new Meek Mill album
Steve: I know bruh that shit is HEAVY my nigga!
by K Prod August 22, 2014
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heavy panties

The phenomena of how seemingly normal panties instantly become heavier when worn by a slutty girl.

The added weight tends to causes panties to drop at a faster speed.
"How much do think Kim's micro thong weighs?"

"At least 3 lbs, maybe 7 by the time the frat boys come over later"
"Yeah, I just hope her heavy panties don't make a loud *thud* when they hit her bedroom floor like last night"
by d1sKoBisCuiT April 2, 2016
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