time to have some balls

It's a word any guy with a crush would say if they can't talk to her while she's with her friends

and it's the word that means he'll fuck up 100%
dude 1: you have a crush dude?
dude 2:yes and she's over there..
dude 1:you're gonna talk to her?
dude 2:yes...time to have some balls.
*goes to his crush*
dude 2:i was creeping on you last night and you looked saxy :D
*at this moment he just knew he fucked up*
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At least I have a dog

A term used as a counter offensive to when someone says an insult towards you. This quote was originated by an infuriated Mark in a playstation party one day
by Some random 11 year old January 10, 2023
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have a monkey on one's back

to have an addiction to drugs or alcohol
Man, he really has a monkey on his back. He needs help.
by Light Joker April 01, 2005
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i have nice legs

something you say right before or after saying something arrogant to acknowledge it and therefore not seem like an ass. (similar to how one uses "no homo" or "no offense")

can also be used to call other people on their arrogance (see 'you have nice legs')
"my science project went so well! I think mine was the best in the class...and I have nice legs"

"I have nice legs but damn I look hot with this new hairdo"
by president osama August 06, 2011
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An answer you give when someone asks you what you might do today.
"What are you up to today, TK?"

"I might have a shit and fall back in it."
by Flealine March 26, 2009
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I have black friends

How you know if a white person is racist or not
Ignorant black person: That was racist.

White person: It's ok, I have black friends.

Ignorant black person: My mistake. I didn't know.
by Mantis Tobaggan July 11, 2022
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have sex incel

A mocking term used by incels to make fun of people who use the phrase "have sex" as an insult to them.
"'uhmm, why don't you just have sex incel?' That's what YOU sound like!"
by CirclejerkMaster69 March 04, 2022
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