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russian hand squeeze

That russian hand squeeze got real messy last night.
by louie longlegs July 3, 2012
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Right-Hand Chicken

A game begins when two or more men masturbate themselves in front of each other. A person loses if they stop masturbating or ejaculate. The winner is the man left hard and dry.

Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)
Eric: "Hey Carl, wanna play right-hand chicken?"
Carl: "I lose."
Ben: "Get out of my room."
by GrandhinabUffeT2014 November 25, 2013
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Mexican hand job

A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.
Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.
by E-yo-ass April 30, 2014
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goofy hand phantom style

When you sit on your nondominant hand until it is numb. Once numb, use it to masterbate. It will feel like a handjob.
She wouldn't give me a handjob, so I had to do a goofy hand phantom style on myself
by swiggityswag6969 May 20, 2014
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Louisiana Handbag

After having a one night stand with a woman, the man sneaks out before she wakes up, but before he leaves he shits in her handbag.
I hooked up with this girl last night and left her a Louisiana handbag.
by Protect Detroit November 14, 2014
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Barbie Hand

A stiff hand that a girl does when taking a photo that resembles the hand of a Barbie doll.
Yo, come look at this Instagram photo, this chick has a fucking Barbie hand.
by Jarosz January 17, 2016
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caribbean hand job

When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.
Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.
by RBAK July 20, 2016
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