pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011

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mc hammer pants

Mc Hammer pants are the 80's most baggiest pants . These oversized crotch pants allowed the Hammer to do his signature dance. These pants were the shit back then. However, if worn today, it looks as if you took a crap in a tent and wore it as pants.

T: Look at that guy's pants. It looks like large diaper.

D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.

T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017

by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017

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body hammer

a body hammer is a dick

“Damn, she wants the body hammer!”

by stevemeupjohnny5678 December 27, 2017

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Thors hammer

The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.

As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.

by Esp65p September 5, 2019

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Hannah Ryan-Hamerlinck

An amazing girl who is super cute and the best show choir mom to ever exist. She's absolutely stunning and that's the least interesting thing about her. Happy birthday Hannah!

@hannah ryan-hamerlinck, any dude can take some girl to pound town but it takes a true guy to take you to flavortown.

by Takemetoflavortown January 10, 2017

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