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Come see my hairy armpits 

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!

Big white hairy balls 

the thing under my willy
wow, you have amazing big white hairy balls. I would love to suck them

Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem
THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

yee yee ass haircut 

Something you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.
Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa
yee yee ass haircut by Weelum July 21, 2018

alternative hair color 

When someone dyes their hair outrageous colors; as with Punky Color or Manic Panic. Awesome & Fun!
When my hair was purple, I had alternative hair color & Loved it! So did all my family & friends!

Shit hair 

Have you seen the new Cheetos, they look just like KSI's Shit hair.
Shit hair by Anonymous221B1886 June 20, 2020