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to haze yourself

to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.

teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.

mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. you just made a fool of yourself; you've proven to everyone here you don't understand, for the life of you, the difference between a question and a rhetorical comment. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
by Sexydimma April 28, 2012
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Hazel Eyes

Eyes that are anywhere from light Carmel brown, to dark rich chocolate brown around the pupils and light to dark green in the middle and black on the outside of the eye. Hazel eyes sometimes change colors to dark and light and sometimes to a golden color. They change in mood, lighting, and what you're wearing.
I have hazel eyes. My eyes are Carmel, with dark emerald and golden crescent shapes on them. Some people are afraid of my eye color and others desire my eyes.
by Lifeiscrazy October 22, 2015
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Hazey Morning

A morning that is, unbeknownst to you, extremely hazey. See also wordYou Suck/word.
by Hazey_Morning March 25, 2003
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Hazid

One who masturbates excessively and has a CD hanging in their car.
why are your palms so sweaty? You must be a Hazid.
by lukois June 17, 2011
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Hazel

A word that describes the flabby part of a stomach covering the nether regions.

Also a word to describe the fat but no one will no
Omg look at the hazel on it!
by Shaunie91:) September 13, 2018
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hazel

Not the commonly recognized yellowish brown eye-color but the rarer blue-gray eye color.
Your eyes are not hazel, they are the rarer hazel!
by crustacean6 March 12, 2008
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hazwan

A very needy person (usually a guy) attracted to the same sex(gay,lesbian etc) also very caring and sometimes an asshole and very suicidal
Omg you're acting so hazwan today is everything okay?
by Know your facts September 4, 2017
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