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The Goon Goblin

Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.
Awh man I wanted to hangout with my friends but the goon goblin struck
by Goon exterminator April 19, 2024
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Goon Squad

Goon Squad-A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad", even tho The Disney Knob Napper believes women have no rights...People that take part in the Alphabet soup community are not permitted but get made fun of.
“Look over there...The Goon Squad...there worst than Muslims
by GaysWrongBoi May 22, 2019
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Goons

Goons. The act of screwing up a face full of wrinkles.
That old women did a goons and scaring people away
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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Goon

1. Verb. To masturbate to the point of prolonged euphoria.

2. Noun. A low level gang member. Usually made to do the dirty work of the higher memebers.
1. While watching porn I gooned for hours.

2. Joe hired his goons to attack his enemy.
by UrbanSlangScholar July 23, 2025
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moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they go on for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness. When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causes an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.
I and my friends went moon gooning mom.
by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024
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Astral Gooning

The act of gooning within a dream. If this is during astral projection this could even lead to one performing sexual acts on one’s physical body during projection.
Daryll said he got carried away during astral gooning last night and ended up finishing inside himself
by DreamGooner November 22, 2025
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goon arm

Noun for both:

1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.

2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.
by arf79 June 17, 2022
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