massive goober

A person who double majors in economics and history

I'm a double major, so massive goober basically.

by MassiveGoober86 December 8, 2025

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Goofy Goober

ROCK

Spongebob: "I'M A GOOFY GOOBER"
Everyone else in existence: "ROCK!"

by skeptiql December 20, 2025

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i'm a goner

The daughter of a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat every night

Did you hear the new Devo song? No. I'm a goner, billy. Did you see that I'm a goner? Her mom is a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat!

by SimDevoSlipknot August 21, 2017

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Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

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