fuck to give

If you have a "fuck to give", it means you actually care about the situation or problem, which is generally rare. A "fuck to give", can also quickly disappear.

When you don't have a "fuck to give", you have no intention of caring about anything that relates to the problem/situation/statement.

"So, Monday morning I had a terrible experience. I had-" "I don't have a fuck to give."

by Jam3s_B0nd July 15, 2014

Fuck ya mouth up

A directive used to cease nonsensical and/or annoying dialog from a subnormal individual before it becomes anymore abrasive to ones ears.

1) subnormal individual:"Hello, it's a lovely day for a brisk walk to the cafe for a wheat germ smoothie."
Ones self with or without a hangover:"Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"

2)subnormal individual:"Hey, want to know what I think?"
Ones self with or without a hangover: "Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"

by Callum sanchomarquez August 15, 2016

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016

fuck that for a joke

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.

"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"

by TheTMJ November 24, 2016

Fuck Beez

A song on YouTube that plays "Its hip to be square" but every "be" and "square" is replaced with Fuck Bees. Its the best song meme ever created in the galaxy. Also some "stanky" Vinesauce Memes.

It's Hip To Fuck Beez

by Sugarpikmin456 June 7, 2017

Fuck a friend

Meaning you are not worried about having friends. You're more concerned about getting to the paper.

"Fuck a friend, be about your business"

- Young Scooter

"Ay man everyone been switching up lately"
"Fuck a friend, get this paper"

by 610clark November 6, 2017

fuck luck

a mentality that success doesn't come from luck. it comes from hustle and taking calculated risks

I don't need luck. Fuck luck, just hustle.

by monday2monday January 21, 2018