Vaseline face

A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle.

Man, you have Vaseline face. Your lips are glowing like you have man butter all over them.

by JuanBoy February 29, 2008

Shottie face

The facial expression made immediately after a harsh hit from weed.

Check the shottieface - he looks like a rat.

by Bxa cRu July 6, 2003

Septa face

When everything on a chick looks good except her face - septa face. Derived from the Philadelphia area. SEPTA (S.E. Pa Transportation Authority) Similar to Butter face

Son, that chick I was with last night had a hot body but she had a Septa face.

by Philly Phill October 13, 2008

face noise

Incomprehensible babble. Rambling on and on about nothing. Jibber jabber, esp. when said jibber jabber is really, really annoying.

Ken just made face noise for an hour and I still don't know wtf he was talking about.

by ShoeHater07 November 22, 2006

fungus face

a beard, heavy whiskers

that fungus face over there has more hair round his chops than Santa

beard hairy face stubble face growthunshavenwhiskers

by notquitepatrick October 22, 2015

Danger Face

Someone who wears Tapout, Affliction, or other MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) shirts in order to impress or look like they can fight.
Usually their harmless but want to look dangerous. Their sometimes a tool as well. Started by Daniel Dennis of Monster's in the Morning 104.1

Look at this guy, trying to be danger face.

by Krazy Kev January 31, 2009

mozzy face

A vagina (according to this wierd play i'm doing).

You are a mozzy face

by Steve Graham October 3, 2003