a HAIRY dude with a little brother sidekick. Both of whom smoke wayyyy too much weed, and need to find girlfriends.
Jonah - "Duuude what kind of animal is that walking down Olympic smoking?"
Matt - "Thats just an Ethan. Can't you see the little Avery next to him?"
Matt - "Thats just an Ethan. Can't you see the little Avery next to him?"
by Cookie Monster and Ernie April 6, 2010
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by BigFatCockInMyAss April 4, 2015
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Get the etard mug.A creepy ass queer who enjoys to stare into your eyes when you aren't looking, trying to be stealthy. He is deeply devoted to you even if you show no interest. He will even threaten to beat up your boyfriend because he is jealous. He rarely showers, and wears the same clothes every single day. He has worn the same hat for 7 years straight and resembles Tarzan. He enjoys keeping food on his pants to save for later when he's hungry and wears really tight skinny jeans, trying to look sexy. He is overall a creepy, greasy,horny, stalker.
~Omg Ethan is staring at me again....
-Well tell him to stop!
~No! He'll go into some psychotic stalker fury and kill me and my family!!
-Well tell him to stop!
~No! He'll go into some psychotic stalker fury and kill me and my family!!
by LePurr(: December 14, 2010
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Ethan is a buttface
by Volleyball199817 July 18, 2012
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