Dutch Rattlesnake

The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler

Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.

by Rawnie Throbbins June 23, 2023

the ditching hour

the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages

person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.

person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya

person 1-yeah, I guess

(p.s. Person 2 died)

by 13lue Dog March 15, 2011

communion ditcher

Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.

Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.

by Poopsoda16 June 2, 2011

Rusty Dutch Oven

When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.

Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.

by xpartofitx January 17, 2012

Filthy Dutchman

A hot, bloody shit turd on a plate covered in semen

"This food tastes like shit, I may as well have asked for a Filthy Dutchman" or "I served up a nice hot Filthy Dutchman on their doorstep"

by Iamtheliquor December 28, 2014

screaming dutchman

A sexual act in which a small object is shoved into the opening of the male's genitals as he ejaculates. Plugging the leak! This will typically cause a man to scream uncontrollably.

My friend had a woman screaming Dutchman him one time with the tip of a glue bottle.

by R3DTW1N April 18, 2014

Lost Dutchman

When you combine a Stranger with a Dutch Rudder. Or when both parties deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in their primary limbs, followed by the act of a double dutch rudder.

Brian and Greg were board and decided to give each other a Lost Dutchman

by organized anarchy March 15, 2015