Watering the duck

An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.

Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?

by Evo Josh November 30, 2017

Fuckle me Duckles

A crass response to being pleasantly surprised by an outcome you did not foresee happening.

Well fuckle me duckles, I did not see that movie pulling off the surprise twist with that actor.

by LabrnMystic December 5, 2018

Xmas in a duckaru

He is a epic kid with blond wave hair. He also likes thicc wamen

Hey Xmas in a duckaru is that you?

by HEEEEEEYman March 11, 2021

sucky tan ducky doo

A "Japanese" girl trying to speak Japanese. sucky tan ducky doo sucky tan ducky doo sucky tan ducky doo sucky tan ducky doo

Person: Is Japanese a hard language?
Girl: sucky tan ducky doo

by xeffy September 12, 2021

Suck a duck ass

1: a Lame ass person
2: some one gullible as hell
3: some one who is socially awkward or Green
4: in Anglo Saxon term it means “suck a/my dick”

1: He really thought that try that old ass hustle on me I almost slapped his… SUCK A DUCK ASS out!

2: I know you fuQ’N lying! Girl Ivan spent all his money on her and she stood him up! Yeah he a… SUCK A DUCK ASS NIGGA now

3:You Toni what ever happen to that… SUCK A DUCK ASS intern you was training?

4: Dave: Hey Rich I know you off this weekend but can you cover me Saturday morning and Sunday night?
Rich: AWWW HELL NO YOU CAN… SUCK A DUCK

by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023

but we can't all be lake ducks

bɐtwi:kɐ:nto:lbi:læikdɐks a metamorphic phrase that can be adapted to mean whatever you need it to mean, versatile, like the pathological liar of the idiom world.

Angela: We know that the ants are responsible for the decline of the Roman Empire.
Natalie: I know, but we can't all be lake ducks.

by Ant_Queen March 7, 2018

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

A song sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo!
69 a porcupine,
An orgy at the zoo!

by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023