dong

A filthy cuss name for the male genitalia.

"I sucked on his dong all night, and it was good..."

by Don't Touch Me December 8, 2001

Ding Dong Ditch

The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.

Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!

Vitim: WTF!!!!

Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!

Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.

by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010

Jason Dong

Jason dong, is not a boyscout.. He likes sweet bodies, a blow job, wants a blow job, and eats peanut butter and jelly. He enjoys being drunk and proceedes to attend any college that is chip. Other names are Daryl, Chris, Jared, Travis, Robert, Steve, Elmo, Dr. Lovepie, Babycakes, Andrew, Corey, Phil.

Jason Dong just molested my phone bill with his drunk utters in his call again, when does he wake up.

The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.

by footsteps August 7, 2009

sha la la ding ding dong

a nice subway lunch and/or dinner within a 3 day range of thanksgiving

"hey, want to touch my sha la la ding ding dong the monday after thanksgiving?"

by wagina77836 August 24, 2011

Dong

Vietnamese currency. Equivalent to the US Dollar.

That Vietnamese dinner will be 25 dong. Please pay at the register.

by steve May 13, 2004

ding dong

another name for a rubber raft, also known as a dingy. it may be used on any kind of waters such as oceans, rivers, or lakes.

im gonna take my ding dong on a treck down the river

by claff mega December 2, 2004

Ding dong bitch

A girl who has promised you that she will become your girlfriend or has led you to believe she will give you sexual favors but does not.

The girl is referred to as the 'bitch' and her act of Jewing you out of sexual promises represents the game 'ding dong ditch' like she rang your doorbell but isn't at the door.

"Dude, did you hook up with that one chick that said wanted your dick more than air?"

"Nah dude. She's a real ding dong bitch."

by Ouzts12 January 2, 2010