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Disney Channel

A Channel that used to be a good network for Disney cartoons like Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, The Proud Family, Dave the Barbarian, Buzz on Maggie, The Emperor's New School, American Drangon Jake Long and Lilo and Stitch.

But Now it's Channel full of reality sitcom crap like Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, Sonny with a Chance, Suite Life and Cory in the House.

The only good and animated show that comes on at an appropriate time on Disney is Phineas and Ferb. I'm not going to lie. It's an awesome show and it's funny and cute.

Disney Channel used to have so many cartoons for me and my kid cousins to watch together, but now those moronic executives think stuff like singing brats like Hannah and Jonas and Constant laugh tracks will be good.

It's not. I just wish it would show just go back into a toon network for sweet kids so it can be worth watching again. They don't need Playhouse Disney. It's for babies.
Disney Channel news to get rid of all the reality sitcom crap and put the cartoons back. They can keep Phineas and Ferb.
by DisneyToonFan January 8, 2010
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operation fucking disaster

AKA
Operation Blue Eyed Jesus
Operation Iraqi Freedom

Noun. A more accurate description of the Iraqi invasion. See: vietnam
Paul Wolfowitz is the mastermind behind Operation Fucking Disaster
by Caleb Grant July 12, 2005
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disney bound

At Disneyland, you're not allowed to go in fancy dress if you're over a certain age. Older Disney fans get around this by dressing as the characters in a more subtle way. This is known as Disney Bounding.
I'm Disney bounding as Snow White. I've got my yellow skirt and royal blue top already.
by Pocketsizedwolf July 4, 2015
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Skell Disease

A disease, usually fatal, that is transmitted by filthy non bill paying Skells that live in vacant buildings in ghetto crime ridden areas of major cities.
Don't go near that Skell you'll catch a Skell Disease
You can catch a Skell Disease by just looking at that nasty Skell.
by wl1923 January 25, 2011
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Cum Dispenser

When a male is either willingly or unwillingly used for no other purpose other than to orgasm repeatedly, in order to produce semen. The semen is then used for any number of purposes, often consumption. The practice can go for any amount of time, and the individual may be forced to cum over and over again throughout the time period.
Last night I tied up my boyfriend and used him as a cum dispenser...his balls were so red after I made him cum over eight times throughout the night!
by Xiwt June 13, 2012
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Disney Channel

WTF happened?? Disney was supposed to be all about the classic cartoons, but now it's about... Preppy sluts and horrible pop music! What the hell???

I wouldn't give a crap about this channel, but my sister watches it all the time and idolizes any star that appears on the screen, including some such as Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Raven Symone, Christy Carlson Romano, and lots of other preps whose pathetic excuses for "music" are no better than the shows they star in.

Disney is well known for using and reusing the same actors every time in new movies they come up with, which they do so almost every two months or so. This is called Disney Channel Star Syndrome, and the worst part is that at least one of the actors/actresses will sing the theme song for the movie, which is always gonna be another horrible pop song that no sane teenager in their right mind would want to hear for more than one second.

So, to sum it up, aside from the shows and movied aired on it, Disney Channel is the world's largest promoter of preppy pop music that's just annoying the hell out of me. Since when was being a prep cool anyway?
Oh look, Disney Channel is making a new movie, and Hillary Duff's in it! Such a nice idea to use this actress after they've used her in at least 10 other shows. And look, she's gonna be singing the theme song, and it's a terrible pop song! COVER YOUR EARS!!!
by SomeBadJoke August 5, 2006
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the district

Q: Hey, where are you?

A: In Virginia, heading back to the district.
by gcgraves September 17, 2008
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