Dead page

Dead Page: Pages in a textbook in which there are no pictures, examples, or figures to take away from the pure, concentrated reading grind. Usually used in context with lots of sighs and long note taking assignments for school.

Student: Dude, did you finish the note assignment last night for AP Euro?

Dude: Yeah, and it took like 3 hours. There were at least 3 dead pages.

by Vaati13 September 16, 2010

Dead Ting

Joanne of Love island

His ex called me a dead ting

by crusty dusty dinosaur July 8, 2019

dead sexy syndrome

a syndrome where you're incredibly sexy and not many people can resist it.

Girl 1: Look at that dude he is so sexy.
Girl 2: Yeah he totally has dead sexy syndrome

by icekolkilla November 13, 2011

Dead Beat kids

Kids that don't show up call or even text their parents on special occasions for them.

Another birthday come and gone and I didn'thear anything from my son or daughter. Damn, dead beat kids.

by Baddsboy May 26, 2016

Dead guy

Someone who just isn't cool and does/says really corny things.

Toke just posted pictures of herself at Tejuosho mall. What a dead guy!

by jjjeorge April 16, 2020

dead horse

Having sex with a limp penis

I couldn't get hard so I had to dead horse it in.

by Cwismang October 2, 2010

dead duck

To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.

Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!

by Doukie February 17, 2009