dancing

spastic movements of the body

stop dancing you dumbfuck

by XORILACH February 2, 2025

Darwin's Contradiction

A living thing so idiotic it defies Natural Selection.

NPC 1: "Larp = Don't Rap Against Kendrick Ever"
NPC 2: "Yeah, that retard (NPC 1) is definitely Darwin's Contradiction."

by Figlicker March 5, 2026

Darwin Retrieval

The frantic, high-stress act of pulling a Bro out of a busy intersection or dual carriageway after they have successfully performed a Frogger Faceplant.
Unlike the "Bro" who is often protected by a mix of adrenaline and sheer lack of foresight, the person performing the Darwin Retrieval experiences a massive cortisol spike and a heart rate that exceeds peak cardiovascular training. The "Retriever" is essentially forced into a life-or-death rescue mission because the "Bro" decided to treat a busy road like a Level 1 arcade game.

"I went to the Ogoh-Ogoh parade to see the statues, but I ended up performing a Darwin Retrieval instead. After Chad ate pavement in front of a taxi, I had to dodge traffic to drag him to the curb. My heart was pounding harder than a Barry's Bootcamp class for three hours afterward."

by Calzords Dad March 18, 2026

Darwin

A tall guy that spits in your face. Was said that the government created covid just to put a mask on his face.

shut up, Darwin!

by 张三，李四，经武 February 11, 2025

Dancin, danUcin, danciN

Dancin, danUcin, danciN

Dancin, danUcin, danciN

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Danwich

When a man or woman has a threesome with two guys named Dan.

Ryan wanted to be the meat in a Danwich so badly he proposed to two men named Dan.

by Repressed Humor Issues August 25, 2025

Darwin Dash

when someone is in danger (potentially life threatening) and instead of running away they run into the danger, derived from Charles Darwin's theories of evolution and natural selection, implying this individual would win a Darwin award for it

"bro there was a fire and James ran in, wasn't even anyone to save, bro did the Darwin dash"

by big_raga October 25, 2025