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daisey

theif; one who is only interested in their own lives; an asylum white flower with yellow vomit inside; dumbass.
You are such a daisey; My gosh she is being such a daisey stealing Stephine' s book.
by shhhlulu January 24, 2014
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old timer's disease

The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.
Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....
by shocktarts123 June 6, 2016
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Ed Zachary Disease

When a person's breath is SO BAD that their mouth smells "Ed Zachary" like their asshole.
If you do not brush your teeth you are going to have Ed Zachary Disease, and no babe will want to kiss you.
by makomark13 March 4, 2009
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Diseased

Mess with the mind,to hard to let go,memories,INFATUATION gone extremely WRONG,an unaware heartbreaker,admired til thee end,a BAD Habit, AN ADDICTION,Undecisive,Commitment issues,Overanalysing situations,falling hard,first love,unreciprocated love,awaken the taste buds with pleasurable sugar,can't seem to get enough,OBSSESSION.
Rose:"Did i ever tell you about that time i was at the rich house with him?"
Laura:"Yea u went weak at the knees & lost your breath".
Laura:"Did i ever tell u about the time i stayed over with him & he seen his name written on my blazer?"
Rose:"Yea you did & you's went to that lane with the flowers beside the lake".
Laura:"Oh we need to quit this word vomit!"
Rose:"I know we truly are Diseased."
by CrackG July 5, 2009
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Mad Cow disease

Feeding a cow animal by-product resulting in giving the cow serious constipation therefore having an angry cow.:{
The cow looks mad he must have that mad cow disease he has'nt shat for a Week
by Triple D May 6, 2005
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Truck Driver Disease

When a man or woman who works as (but is not limited to) a truck driver and when they arrive home they do not stop talking nomatter what you do they cut you off at every chance to continue talking about something that only really matters to them in the first place.
Guy 1- Dude my dad cam home last night and never stopped talking for 5 straight hours!

Guy 2- Sounds like a serious case of truck driver disease to me man.
by HeyYouInTheBushes! March 19, 2010
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When a baby boy is born with a knife on his stomach and he kills his mother with that knife, someone with this disease must run away after murdering his mother and is on the run from the government for the rest of his life.
Timmy was born with Reverse-Abortion Lebotomy Disease and murdered his mother at birth, he is forever on the run and has random flashbacks of his mother's uterus.
by Big Daddy Smurf May 22, 2011
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