Coffee Bitch

1) Female who spills coffee down your clothes.

".. What the fuck. You stupid fucking coffee bitch, go to hell."

by Meik May 6, 2003

clouds in my coffee

crying, and the falling tears are causing clouds when they land in the coffee

"i had a dream there were clouds in my coffee; you're so vain"

by coffeeluvr January 16, 2008

coffee

To get coffee can mean a great deal of things, instead of just the act of procuring a hot beverage. Mostly directed towards going to a coffee shop.

"Hey Bob, want to go get coffee?"

by brizor March 22, 2009

Coffee

The nectar of the gods. Sacred in its ability to awaken and revive the senses in order to stay productive at work or school. A favorite among college students, teachers, and the general population of America.

Side effects may include addiction, hyperactivity, insomnia, dehydration, stained clothes (when you were too "out of it" to notice you spilled on yourself), and increased spending at coffee shops.

Don't mess with Mama Bear until she's had at least 2 cups of coffee... She'll bite your head off.

Dude, leave the teacher alone! She's only had 1 cup of coffee today!

Gotta study. For this exam. Where's my coffee???

4 hours later: Can't sleep. Too much coffee.

by Catherine M. Dallon August 5, 2011

German chocolate cake coffee

"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.

I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!

by library crew September 28, 2006

Cuffe

I fat blob like object that think it can speak spanish but can't.
To stay alive it eats the souls of little kittens.
Doesnt no how to teach suck balls dies die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die but it wnt

Hoze:I hate the Cuffe object in my class
Retarted Emo Child: KILL IT

by Gooingz February 15, 2009

coffeeshop intellectualist

Part of the stupid 'public intellectualism' movement of poets and artentainers, who perform in Starbucks™ Cafes.
Also called starbuckism/ starbucking.
See also, beauty shop Nagel.

Guitar-wielding fake coffeeshop intellectualists come and play their ditties at Starbucks, Abdoun and Boooks@Cafe coffeeshops in Amman all with an air of put-on knowledge of 'cords' and fretboard theatrics, while they haven't got the first molecule of taste. They should at least buy good gits and read some good poetry.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007