bite the clown

Just another way of saying, "get lost" but in a good natured sort of way.

Your brother: I get to go out tonight and you have to stay in and do homework, ha ha.

you: bite the clown.(then you walk away)

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

town clown

a town clown is another word for cop

look at them fuckin town clown

by J Moore May 18, 2005

what a clown

means to someone who is making a joke or is just retarded

Guy(1): you really think Donald Trump is goin to be presisent? he is stupid af
Guy(2): yeah what a clown

by pinche oso May 29, 2016

clown tears

Slang for pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid, preseminal fluid, or Cowper's fluid, and colloquially as pre-cum) is the clear, colorless, viscous fluid that emits from the urethra of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused.

That girl got me so hot I was shedding clown tears.

by oskie October 26, 2009

Insane Clown Posse

An amazing rap group, whose fans are almost all dipshits.

Juggalo: LOLOL juggaloz r not fans of icp theyyir famlly lol rofl fuk h8ers wikkid clownz insane clown posse iz a shit mmfcl!

by ThyJuggla May 2, 2009

clown dogging

When you dress up as a clown and do it doggy style.

"She was squeezing my red nose as I was clown dogging her."
"Clown dogging is illegal in India."

by Roo and Doo November 28, 2007

clown car

A term introduced into conversation to highlight or exacerbate the ridiculousness of suggestions or claims made. The term is generally used to troll someone legitimately engaged in the conversation. "Clown car" is a trump card for when a discussion or argument has become facetious, which generally resets or ends the argument.

I think we should go to Medieval Times for lunch . . . in a clown car.

by mattdavey November 20, 2010