coochie chafers

(n.) When a girl with no standards wears extra short shorts that literally stop at your vagina. And although girls don't show it in their face, when they walk the tightness of those shorts causes friction when they walk. (Side effects: friction that leads to chaffing and eventually camel toe.)

Damn! Look at the jawn with the coochie chafers on!

by nbtsinger September 19, 2012

Cooch Worthy

(Adjective) A female who seems to have the necessary goods to satisfy you

You see dat tunechi on her? Bitch is definitely cooch worthy

by Clifford Rothring November 29, 2012

Coochiesmeller

Used to describe either a butt-kissing, back stabbing mealy mouth or a mama's boy. Also people who latch on too quickly as friends and use people to whine about their problems.

That whiney ass Bill is a total COOCHIESMELLER!

by SchatzeSF May 9, 2013

cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.

I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!

by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014

coochie slugs

The vaginal Secretions from a Escort after a Good night.

There are Ofen Many and they stink. (In some cases, they're Sticky.)

Escort 1: What's that creeping down Thy leg?

Escort 2: Coochie slugs...

coochie vagina slugs escort sex gross

by Almost_Kool March 6, 2016

coochie

FreyjasHall

The coochie was lost during Freyjas Halls feast.

by VBeastK December 6, 2016

cooch cotton

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret

Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale

by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016