Computographer

a person that manipulates photographs by computer using various programs.

"Let me check with the computographer if we can scan and print that negative."

by HAL9000.2 March 25, 2009

Computwit

An individual who, when asked to "cut and paste" a file, physically excises the portion of the screen with a scalpel, adds fish paste then sticks it back on where they want it to go.

Computwit1: I'll just cut and paste this onto the floppy

Computwit2: Gently does it

Computwit1: Into the VCR it goes

Computwit2: Wait it's not dry!!!!

Computwit1: Shut up the film is starting

by kyryn June 28, 2009

compulexic

someone who has no hope of learning to use a computer.

Bob may need to accept the fact that he is compulexic.

by madamekelly December 2, 2009

compter

The computer without u

You must admit when you submit to your dream it's not a bit like clicking submit on a compter screen.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Computie Call

The act of getting or making a friend reqest on a social network site at 3am after a lonely night or drinking.

It's like a booty call, but in cyber space it's a computie call.
On Facebook, you get a friend request from your stalking ex-girlfriend at 3 am. "It's 3 am I must be lonely..." Yeah, it's like that.

by juliush6969 October 5, 2010

Computie Call

The act of getting or making a friend reqest on a social network site at 3am after a lonely night or drinking.

It's like a booty call, but in cyber space it's a computie call.
On Facebook, you get a friend request from your stalking ex-girlfriend at 3 am. "It's 3 am I must be lonely..." Yeah, it's like that.

by juliush6969 October 6, 2010

commute-com

to have a teleconference while on the commute, so as to either fill empty time, or get work done that didn't get finished while in the office

John had a 5pm commute-com while sitting in rush hour traffic on the beltway, discussing some of the after-action items from the earlier meeting, since he had to go pick up his kids at day-care.

by k3for January 24, 2011