Cling-Companion

Most of the time, a hover friend, best friend, boyfriend or girlfriend are considered cling-companions. This is because they NEVER leave you alone.

*In Bathroom*
Annoying friend: Are you done yet??
Friend 2: No! Gosh, you're such a cling-companion

by Love_Songs July 13, 2014

Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.

Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.

by fuckumydickbitch May 10, 2015

Suburban Commando

Doing a nudie run through the suburbs

Suburban Commando: Nudie run through Suburbs

by Ru-Kasu September 11, 2015

flirting companion

a person who you are not officially dating but you still flirt. Not to be confused with friends with benefits.

"Are you two dating?"
"No we are just flirting companions. We are just trying to take it slow."

by Queen_of_Wolves May 21, 2016

clit commander

good penis

dayum dat boy is packing a clit commander

by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

cooter commander

Someone who's get a lot of pussy

He is a cooter commander

by Cooter Commander March 1, 2017

TRUST COMPANY

"Trust Company is the one true faith, one day it will take over the world and be the most powerful in the world. Godfather is the god of the company. Christopher, Paulie, Tony, Slippin Jimmy, Unwise, Anthony Jr, Dave and Pussy. You will get punished relentlessly if you do not accept the trust, just ask Asshole (Finigan). Every member when assigned is originally in denial but by the end they are in peace, they respect and accept. It is the truth of this world and once you are in peace with the trust you will see great, great things." - God of Trust (Godfather)

The Trust Company is the most powerful force in the universe.

by God of Trust (Godfather) April 18, 2018