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cheese sandwich

Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.
1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"

2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."
by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005
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cheese dog

The act of performing anal sex.

Also defined as a male rubbing his package against the ass of another male in crowded places for his own sexual gratification.
I met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. What a whore!

Fuck...I think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while I was standing at the bar!
by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006
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cheese & rice

Christian substitute for saying "Jesus Christ" in vain.
Bobby wiped out on his stingray bicycle...

BOBBY: Owww!!! Cheese & rice! Dog bandit! Stupid fricken bike!
by Bobby Brady July 8, 2006
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mac n' cheese

Simply the simplest best food ever.
JACK: d00derz I would kill for some mac n' cheese!
JOEY: I totally knoes! Lets go make it!
by Ian Burnsteen! March 27, 2006
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three cheese alfredo

The act of three bros simultaneously ejaculating into the hair of a ladyfellow.
Bro1: Hey bro, I'm having a party tonight, wanna come?
Bro2: Ehh... dunno. I think I have plans.
Bro1: COME ON, we're making three cheese alfredo...
Bro2: oooh my favorite. Who's the lucky lady?
Bro1: your mom.
Bro2: so not clutch.
by SirBlondie December 22, 2008
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pecker cheese

when a uncircumcised male hasn't washed his penis head off in a while. It then becomes crusty like old cheese.
You need to clean up before i give you head, I don't eat no pecker cheese.
by Derrick for real May 13, 2005
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Wang Cheese

Bodily extractions from the male body.
taste my wang cheese, bitch
by Billie Poncho September 27, 2005
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