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Cardecoff

This is a tasty beaverage consisting of 3/4 parts hot java, 1/8 of milk and 2/16 of the best cardamom.
"Hey! Come down to Alley Stuff coffee shop for some Cardecoff!"
What the hell is that?
"Bring some caradamom and coffee beans and you'll c."
by tastydonuts December 15, 2011
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Cardenfruede

The regret felt after getting better cards for a Cards Against Humanity hand
Cardenfruede, Dammit! This card would have been so much funnier than the one I just played for "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?"
by TheLessa February 15, 2014
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Cardestrian

Another species on our roads other than cyclists that are under the illusion that it is ok to take up a whole lane going at 25km/h or slower. These are called "Cardestrians". They are basically a pedestrian in theory who believe they are a vehicle. These poor creatures believe they are entitled to take up a whole lane of a road, street, car park or drive through without a care in the world. Unfortunately, the $500 excess for their insurance won't cover death in a hospital as they will be dead from the vehicle impact from a Car, truck or Semi. Unless the "Cardestrian" weighs in excess of 500 kilos and can travel up to 110km/h, they are urged to stay to the paths they were given by the state government and local councils. Their wish, in due course, is to become a fully fledged Toyota Hylux.
"Is that an over-obsessed Pokemon player with a distinct lack of direction and care?? No, they are too old, must be another delusional Cardestrian."

"Oh look, that Cardestrian is breaking the 100km/h freeway speed limit!! And here is that bacon shower that was forecasted by the Beaurau of meteorology."
by Lacrajo August 4, 2016
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cardboard whore

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