Campbelling 

when your man piece slithers its way through the slits in your boxers or underwear and pokes its head out the other end.

Brian became uncomfortable while playing baseball due to his excessive Campbelling

Campbelling by Storm Shadow October 7, 2015

i hate camping 

what i type in on google

He said, "I hate camping", because camping was dirty as heck.

i hate camping by pdtd September 3, 2021

cowboy camping 

Sleeping outside in the backcountry without an overhead shelter (such as a tent or tarp), usually done in the context of backpacking. The decision to cowboy camp is a calculated one - bugs, rain, snow, etc. are all possible backfires to the decision and can damper the experience.

Note that having an adequate shelter is a must, cowboy camping is the decision to forgo setting up a dedicated shelter and betting that conditions will be such that the shelter is not needed (but the dedicated shelter is still present/available should it be needed). Not bringing adequate shelter with you into the backcountry is foolish and can result in injury or death.

Last night we went cowboy camping at Panther Gap and the stars were ridiculous.

cowboy camping by Pantsa October 12, 2011

Campus Solutions 

Campus Solutions - A sorry excuse of a student record system used by the University of Nottingham. Unable to give you basic information about a student, almost like its creators want you to die.

Holy fucking shit not another SQL error message, Campus Solutions is crap. Who were the son of a bitches who thought purchasing this system was a good idea? Fuck the University of Nottingham.

Campus Solutions by TheVC March 6, 2021

Los Campesinos 

Fantastic "anti-indie" septet hailing from Cardiff, Wales. Their music is a torrential downpour of noise that coagulates into amazing, dance-ish, vibrant sounds. Hailed by critics as an indie band who have a very bright future. They are part of the indie scene, but their lyrics basically attack scenesters, like in 'You! Me! Dancing!': "Oh yeah it's sad that you think that we're all just scenesters, but even if we were it's not the scene you're thinking of...". Not nearly as well-known as they should be. They are signed to the Arts & Craft label, and for their first EP were signed with Wichita. Their new album is forthcoming, their current single is "International Tweexcore Underground" where they make fun of people who followed the twee pop movement.

There's red stains all over the place, but they're not blood they're cherryade. We throw parties, you throw knives, but it's all the same as long as the fizzy drinks are nice!

I never cared about Henry Rollins! Amelia Fletcher never meant anything to me!

"I, like Los Campesinos, throw parties not knives."

Los Campesinos by Laurence!! October 29, 2007

jamie campbell bower 

Jamie Campbell Bower is one sexy british motherfucker who has played in Harry Potter, Twilight (unfortunately) and the Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones. He is so sexy that when you look at him you die of the sexiness. He has a sexy nose ring as well. He is also a Burberry model and a musician. He is very talented.

Have you seen Jamie Campbell Bower in TMI: city of bones?
YES he looks just like an angel

jamie campbell bower by Alaska Hood August 8, 2014

Campsite rule 

coined by dan savage, in relationships with a large age disparity, at the end of the relationship, the elder partner should leave the younger in "better shape than they found them". This includes no diseases, no fertilized eggs, no undue emotional trauma, and whatever education that can be provided.

i wish that my older boyfriend would have observed the campsite rule with me, now i have a broken heart and a monthly prescription for valtrex.

Campsite rule by busyscissors June 10, 2011