boobs

Sacks of fat that hang off women who were fortunate enough to go through puberty.

The best way to refer to them is some variation of "sweater whales." I.e. Sweater rhinos, sweater kittens, sweater amoebas, sweater snap peas... etc.

My God Walter! Check out that fat chick's sweater cows! That behemoth's boobs sag so much they look like footballs.

by waxwell June 17, 2006

Boobastic

Flamboyant or pompous breasts.

The low cut top she was wearing made her chest look Boobastic.

by Jindivik July 12, 2012

boobs holder

The expression is used for a woman's bra. Mostly by second language speaker who cannot remember the right word.

Take off your boobs holder baby!

by Laliv September 17, 2013

boobs on a platter

Extreme, almost laughable cleavage. When a woman has her boobs up so high they are literally in her face. Distracting too. Not natural.

Wow look at the boobs on a platter to your right. She's coming out. Yikes

by Jessiprr September 10, 2014

Boobelier

Connoisseur of boobs

Being a master Boobelier, Matt was instantly drawn to Becky's large, perky breasts.

by MasterBoobelier April 16, 2015

Boobs

Two big cherries that are made to get boys aroused

She’s got boobs!

by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021

Boobies 😳

“o my god I said boobies 😳” said the horny child

I’m going to search boobies 😳 on daddys computer 😱

by a distinguished gentleman 🧐🌚 August 11, 2021