Ballard Benedict

Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.

(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)

I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.

by JBalla November 15, 2013

ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.

Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!

by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013

BallAng

A term used to describe someone who balls out, pop bottles, and fuck bitches like Mr. Ang does.

Friend 1: Hey man, it's a BallAng night tonight.
Friend 2: Dude, fuck yes, imma fuck bitches left and right.

by trollang July 13, 2014

bella rubio

The prettiest being on earth according to the oxford thesaurus

She is just pretty. Bella Rubio

by Mrburnham February 20, 2015

ballaffocation

During the act of tea bagging (sucking on balls), balls go to deep and you can't breathe.

Gertrude almost died from ballaffocation while pleasing Harold. ballaffocate suffocate balls testicles

by Vegalicious October 20, 2015

balla j

A loser who thinks he is top shit, see also; Fag

Bruh, that kid looks like such a balla j

by BigOne44 December 8, 2015

Ballard Jackhammer

A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.

Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.

by CountryTerry August 20, 2016