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Blind Walrus

While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).
I really pulled a blind walrus last night
by Ledroe December 22, 2008
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blind gardian

A misspelling of Blind Guardian, a power metal band from Germany. Only n00bs spell Blind Guardian like this.
omg i r got blind gardian albim frm rekord stor 2day
by JakeTheRipper June 3, 2006
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blinding the pirates parrot

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009
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verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.
That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.
by maxeamus March 8, 2003
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British Blind-Fuck

The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.
dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway
by Anonymous217678687 June 5, 2011
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Leave behind

When you take a dump and do not flush. This forces the next person that comes along to see your dump.
I did a leave behind at work today. Everyone was taking about it. It was awesome.
by Gpack25 June 14, 2016
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old blind bob

A slang term for the penis originating from an asian tale ,which dates back to a time of dragons, and samurais which would run around chopping peoples heads off for no reason. The penis is given this name beacuase it is as if it has an eye but closed, or even blinded like the old man in the ancient asian tale....a tale about a blind old asian man....named bob..........
"Her gaping vagina was no match for old blind bob"

"He may be blind but, even the blind are able to do great things....if u catch my drift.....the drift about us engaging in some A-time"
by mofuka January 6, 2005
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