Battery Treadmill

When your phone's (or other device's) battery is stuck at a percentage, because it's dying as fast as it's charging.

Hey Tom, how do ya' like your new phone?

It's sucks dirty donut man, I've been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.

by Leminader June 5, 2015

Battery

A stolen item in african slang.

Dude has a lot of battery cars at his crip, im sure all the money he has is from all the batteries!

by Boom Boom Smash April 20, 2018

Battery acid

US Military slang for coffee

Q: "How do you want your coffee?"

A: "I'd like my battery acid black."

by Moda_DC July 21, 2019

Join batteries

When two people are moving to live together, and each brings his/her stash of batteries

We finally decided that I would move to her place, so I brought my stash and now we join batteries.

by SUSBAR1 September 3, 2012

Swag Battery

Literally, a reference to genitalia. In common parlance, it is that which charges one's swag.

I can't turn my swag on until I've charged my swag battery. All I have to do is touch it to complete the swag circuit.

by Mock-a-Doodle-Doo September 19, 2012

low battery mode

When a person got way too fucked up and has to work so uses the least amount of brain to survive through the day

Alyce got to' up off that Patron last night, she's at work today in low battery mode. slumped hungover hangover throwed lit jawn

by DBRLHOE December 1, 2016

You better!

Like a threat or warning with the sense of advice, meaning if you don’t do smth there’ll be consequences or you’ll just fuck up

- I’ve got a new haircut.
- That’s fucking hot!
- Now I have to learn how to style it..
- You better!

- I bought a new dress but forgot to take a photo. I’ll take a few for you later.
- You better!

by kudryaaa October 20, 2018