Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.

Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

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Being a Duster

Whst your friend calls you when you promise to give your friend your duster. But then you take a long time to give it and your friend gets impatient.

"Jake lets get the 1:50 train"
"No"
"You're being a duster"

by Gavst3rr April 29, 2024

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You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

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Being coloneled

The process of Russian officers being removed from Ukrainian sovereign territory by means of explosion

Dozens of Russian officers are being coloneled every week

by Horst von Hubert May 11, 2024

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being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."

I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG”

by Csorrenti May 14, 2024

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