sick beard

The beard that develops during one's stint with sickness, resulting in a lack of desire, need, or ability to trim or shave facial hair. The result is typically a large, unruly, homeless lumberjack looking beard.

Man, Jake's sick beard is pretty rough. Like, rougher than normal. It looks like a squirrel's nest.

by sadcatt January 6, 2011

bummy bear

referring to someone who's a bum and has the appearance resembling a bear

A: you know I'm just a bum
B: No, you are a bummy bear

by lulumushroom November 30, 2011

Beach Bear

A subspecies of Bear: that is a hairy, burly gay man, typically found cruising a beach boulevard in a Jeep with no top and no doors, with a flannel shirt with cut off sleeves, possibly also wearing cargo shorts.

"Dude, that hillbilly gay guy stole my look," Said John as he sat behind the wheel of his 'topless' Jeep.
"You just spotted the common Beach Bear. I'd suggest you burn your cutoff flanel and put the doors back on your Jeep if you dont want to look like a faggot, you faggot." John's friend replied.

by luckieb88 January 2, 2012

Purity Beard

A Purity Beard is a beard a man grows until he is married, and on his honeymoon, his wife is then allowed to clipper and shave his beard off. It is the ultimate beardly sacrifice a man can make.

I'm sure all of you have heard of a purity ring... Its a ring people wear to declare abstinence until marriage. Well my idea is the "Purity Beard." Its when a dude (or girl if she can and wants too, I suppose) grows his beard out until he is married and let's his wife clipper his beard off on their honeymoon, making the ultimately beardly sacrifice.

by Levi S.B. October 27, 2011

Ginger Bear Man

A ginger (red headed) bear (hairy guy) man (...)
Play on the words ginger bread man.

Did you see that ginger bear man at the gay bar last night?

by Brandon86 April 25, 2013

Russian Bear 5000

A weight gainer that contains 5000 calories per serving, and has that deer antler shit in it that got Ray lewis in trouble.
Deer antler powder unlike HGH is banned in the NFL.

bill: yeah i started taking Russian Bear 5000 and got huge really helped me pack on the pounds now i don't look like such a bitch
joe: you shouldn't take that, it has that sketchy deer antler stuff thats got Ray lewis in trouble with the NFL.
bill: Its not illegal bitch!

by Rocheman4280 April 30, 2013

Teddy Bear Picnic

A group of three or more people going into the woods to get slizzered.

"Dude--Jolene, Darlene, Starlene, Sharlene, and me are gonna have a teddy bear picnic this weekend, wanna join?

by myfirstandlastname May 2, 2013