Black Attack

when a really white person says a popular black saying

often referenced as the person in question having a heart attack

Guy 1: "ahhh dont worry he be aight"

Guy 2. "did u just have a black attack ?"

by big black cock goblin August 12, 2008

crap attack

this is when u get stressed out and feel you have 2 av a bf(bitch fit-white chicks)

if someone makes you angry and you scream and shout and tantrum. this is a crap attack.

by GeMz'N'jEsS June 28, 2006

fart attack

When you fart incontrolably while playing sports

"Damn dont pass to johnny when he gets the ball he has a fart attack"

by Jim00203 December 8, 2006

turtle attack

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!

by rag HD February 5, 2004

fuck attack

Heart attack that occurs during sexual intercourse that does not necessarily have to be lethal.

Imaginary comic newspaper headline: 'MUNCHO KILLYA GLUTTON REVOLUTIONARY DIES IN FUCK ATTACK'.

by jaiteg July 1, 2010

Mac Attack

Named after the infamous Macker, the Mac Attack is used to refer to a situation of erectile disfunction. Normally used when present with a member of the opposite sex.

Boy: 'Oh no!'
Girl: 'What's wrong?!'
Boy: 'Give me a moment i've just had a Mac Attack!'

by El Shrimpy January 29, 2009

Scrote-attack

When recieving head slap your partner in the eyes with your sac until the eyes become bruised.

Cindy had to go to the hospital after my scrote-attack.

by aaron April 26, 2004