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Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.
Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.
by StrongB December 1, 2021
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Buttery Assed

This word is used in skateboarding when a trick is pulled off that was very smooth and easy looking. Like it took no try what so ever.
That Tre to lip slide was so buttery assed, You could of been on the phone when you did it.
by J-Paul August 1, 2008
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Diamond Ass

An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Ass Sprinkler

One who shits in a blasting, splatering manner.
"Look at that toilet bowl! Man, someone around here is a real ass sprinkler."
by Jeffcoat187 June 12, 2009
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plop ass

The action of sitting down in a casual fashion.
Hey bro, wanna go da dat dere White Castle's wit me?
Na, I'm gonna plop ass in yo crib while ya get da shit.
by Kaibe November 14, 2006
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Ass Accordion

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.
I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion
by Subtle777 October 23, 2012
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Ass worship

Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.

There are a few types of ass worship.

1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.

2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.

3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.

4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.

Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.

It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!

2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.

3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.

4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
by Facechair April 23, 2009
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