blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.
Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
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Arse-nist

An attractive woman with an incredible arse or ass. An Arse that's so hot ot unintenionally starts fires on your pants.
Dam girl you're an arse-nist dat ass is starting a fire in my pants.
by Ibbyz February 07, 2017
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arse-cockle

Alternative term for a hemorrhoid (a.k.a. arse grape).
I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.
by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006
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Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair
“You’ve got arse beans
by Conmcsweeney November 06, 2019
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guys with no arses

You know an Aidan Stainthorpe when you see one. Ugly guys with no arses.
by Unknowndudewithhugedoinks June 20, 2018
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NAE-ARSE-ACIST

A Narcissist with no arse/ass/buns/buttocks/Derriere ... this condition is normally accompanied by a sister disorder where they dislike Ski holidays, democracy and moving home. Sometimes spotted on Call of Duty: Warzone, when not making themselves the centre of attention at wedding number 12 of the year. Ironically, where their complete lack of arse is laid bare for all to see.
by mystery excelsiorite January 22, 2021
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