arse full of roasted snow

Not useful. Of little value.

Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow.

by Joshua James October 11, 2006

Hanging out of my arse

Severely hungover; dying of a hangover

"How are you feeling this morning? Was a heavy night last night wasn't it?!", "You're telling me mate, I'm hanging out of my arse!".

by Jo 4 Nikki January 18, 2006

OAP- Own Arse Plugger

The dirtiest of females who like to take the mans penis and put it in there own ass.

That bird definitely looks like an OAP
She’s Rough i bet she’s an OAP

My Girl got freaky last night and turnt into an OAP
That girl is an OAP she grabbed my cock and put it in her own ass
OAP- Own Arse Plugger

by StepAndSon July 11, 2019

arse like the japanese flag

a burning and / or stinging sensation in the anus, cause by irritable bowel syndrome, oft the result of eating very spicy food. Also refered to as ringsting, ring of fire, fire-ring.

Bleedin' 'eck! that ruby murry gave us an arse like the japanese flag!

by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

who gives a rats arse

who cares.. Bromley slang... another way of saying who gives a sh1t..

(lil chav)- Omg blud, im gunna go bash him up, ((kisses teeth))
(Bromley HS Girl) Who gives a rats arse.

by hip2thekoolj July 29, 2005

arse like a hawkers bundle

Person with an extremelly large arse.

Here, I've noticed wee Angies puttin oan a bit a weight these days eh!
Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.

by hector mcgubligan December 13, 2005

hit a cows arse with a banjo

In Association Football, a striker who simply cannot score a goal to save his life

Fuck me, James Beattie couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo

by Kissifur September 8, 2008