Dirt angel

Someone who holds the truest beauty of all time. Maximum beauty, but not at a high level of audacity. One must embrace this lifestyle during a precocious life stage to carry on living a life of a beautiful, dirt angel.

boy: You are a beautiful angel
girl: really? aww...
boy: a beautiful, dirt angel
girl: awwww, that is the sweetest thing i've ever heard!

by Sir Hank Moody January 17, 2009

Heaven's Angel

When you are pooping, and you think you are done, and you wipe. But then you realize that you have one last dingleberry clinging on for dear life, and you sit back down releasing said dingleberry. It falls on the floating toilet paper, and appears to be looking over the rest of your shit. Thus this little angel of a nugget is on cloud 9 watching over the rest of your shit. Thus the heaven's angel.

I totally just made a heaven's angel just now.

by Scooby Wattadoo March 12, 2011

Aksel

an extremely annoying guy who wont stopp singing in class, and cant go past a mirror without flexing. he bellives that he is the most beautiful person to exist, when he really looks like a bird.

Aksel-(flexes in the mirror)
everybody: "what the fuck are you doing"
aksel: "looking at my big muscles"
everybody: "what muscles"

by the_corroct_one March 5, 2020

ansell

noun: a person you enjoys being fingered in the anus; more specifically, receiving prostate massages. It is common knowledge that this can be achieved through the use of an electrical sex toy that vibrates, but an ansell prefers a human touch.

A person is not an ansell if they compromise to the external massage of the perineum.

verb: The action of performing a prostate massage or general finger up the bum

noun: The guy I got with last night was an ansell! I thought I was going to lose my fingers!

verb: Guy 1: I love getting anselled, it feels so...natural
Guy2: I've never had it done, is it really that good?
Guy 1: yeah! do you want me to ansell you to find out?
Guy 2: .....go on then, just a cheeky one. And then we can watch meatspin.

by reallywhatisapseudonym February 25, 2011

white angel

To defecate and leave no trace of such upon the shit rag}

Even if you are assured of a white angel you must still ensure to wipe once.
(Toilette Etiquette first published 1874)

by Tom 'Ral' Riley February 12, 2008

Angel

Angel's are often slutty. Enjoy giving blow jobs like handshakes. Often rude, and have an obnoxious ways of showing up wearing no clothes, when your boyfriend is around. Has giant titties.. and thinks they are smaller than yours, and goes braless 99.9 percent of the time. She also enjoys the love of both males and females. Although these flaws are present... she can still be a good friend and tae bo companion... and someone you can talk to at anytime. Always puts her hoes before bros.

Angel: Hey Johnny, you are hot,
*rubs Johnnys thigh*
Johhnny: Thanks Angel, nice to meet you.. woah, what are you doing..?
Angel: Suckin' your cock
Johnny: I can see down your shirt, your tits are huge and you are braless.
*phone rings*
Angel: Hello.... yes I will come over.
Johnny: Where you going?
Angel: My friend needs me.. tae bo time. L8er.

by Black Cianci May 5, 2009

Anselbation

To talk about Ansel Adams like he is the only photographer in the world. To be a jackass and pretend you know everything

"Im going to shoot this photo just like Ansel Adams!"
"Oh will you just stop anselbating already!"

- "Joe went to half dome to shoot, confirming anselbation"

by Sofia B Dixon May 11, 2008