Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

Queen of fucking earth.

Now down to Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from planet Glamtron 5000. Queen of earth.

by NumbchuckBitch August 6, 2022

Alaskan Snow Blower

When you put coke on a girls ass, shove it in with your dick and she farts it up your nose

Me and Sloan did an Alaskan snow blower last night and that was the best high of my life.

by Snortinlinesbangindimes September 26, 2022

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkey

An ice cream float made with a heavy stout.

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkeys were damn good after a month at sea.

by Tomonono December 13, 2019

amashed

Being raped or owned, yeah

I got amashed by the VC, they took my camera

by www.iNNeRCiRCLePRoDuCTioNS.org October 22, 2004

Alaskan bull dyke

A large burly, hairy and masculine lesbian who is the spawn of your local dysfunctional parent(s). Commonly truck drivers, lumberjacks or any other career you should have a penis in.

Be careful, the Alaskan bull dykes over there brutally mangled johnny over his last cigarette.

by Bulldyke 111 October 21, 2015

Fairbanks alaska

Fairbanks Alaska is a town full of tweakers, stoners, rapists, murderers, and felons. It is rated the #1 worst place to raise a child in the country and is in the top ten worst places for women to live in the United States. The winters are freezing cold and the summers are unbearably hot. The teenagers run around stealing alcohol from liquor stores and running into abandoned hotels to hit the bub. If you grew up here you probably have about 20 cousins. Fairbanks is overall a living hell or a living freeze. Everybody is depressed or bipolar. Or diagnosed with something. Overall a great place:)

“Have you been to fairbanks alaska??”
No I heard that towns utter trash and full of homeless drunks.
“Oh”

by LTheRunner August 14, 2019

Alaskan Marriage Vows

a sexual (homosexual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with anal sex for a surprisingly icey experience

Even though Frank doesn't like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging Alaskan Marriage Vows after seeing Alex's extremely hot, naked body.

by homopopculture February 15, 2006