by Nikeelitepoundcake September 28, 2025

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;
Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"
Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
by robotmafia October 5, 2010

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.
The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012

Heroin Addict: Man you know where I can score some dawg food?
The Lil Homie: Yeah try the dawg pound up the street! They stackin dawg food
The Lil Homie: Yeah try the dawg pound up the street! They stackin dawg food
by Real_Hood_Terms July 3, 2020

by bluestinger66 August 27, 2022

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019

Thomas Pound plays games every lesson and he has a seven head and he is irrelevant he always says ‘ it is like’
by I like white vans🚐 January 20, 2020
