Cat Nuts

a rare disease where your balls grow whiskers and crave tuna

I have cat nuts

by Health 2 May 17, 2009

small cat

Function: noun
Date: 2008
Etymology: defined to be a politically correct synonym; derived from pussycat

1 a) usually vulgar: pussy
b) slang : a weak or cowardly man or boy : wimp, sissy

"Don't be a small cat!"

by MondayFriday October 14, 2008

Cat Lag

A mental disruption of the body's sleep and wake rhythm caused by studying, social activities and high-speed procrastination through different times in the day, AM and PM

Catherine studied, partied and procrastinated so hard last night she couldn't stay awake during the day; she suffers from an acute case of cat lag.

by A Fizzle May 8, 2008

boner cat

The cat that always seems to show up, purring, whenever you have a boner, and proceeds to watch you have sex, receive a blow job, masturbate, etc. (Includes NARBs)

You: Oh look, there's the cat watching us again.
Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.

by Frodobarfins January 9, 2009

cats paw

1. A person used by another person.
2. Being used as a tool or a bitch.

Your such a cats paw to everyone.
Whats wrong with this cats paw person.
Your being a cats paw to your friends.

by Bloodz13 February 2, 2009

Skin a cat

To complete or accomplish a job or task.

There is more than one way to "Skin a cat".

by word prophet April 16, 2012

Kitty Cat

A feline, mostly a housecat, that is in between the kitten and adult age.

Woman 1: Wow, that cat is so cute! It doesn't look like an adult, though.
Woman 2: Oh! I believe that is a Kitty Cat; In between the kitten and adult age.

by Kitty Catty July 17, 2017