You're not

You did less.

Hym "Then I guess your younger self looks up to overpaid internet panhandlers. Otherwise... You're not. And I actually didn't want to be the creator of AI when I grew up. I just did it at a whim and it was easy."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

You're Velcome!

A Yiddish way of responding to thanks.

Oh thanks! Rabbi Tuckman. The man said.
Oy, what can I say? You're Velcome! The Rabbi replied.

by Eggspectacular7 September 6, 2025

Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.

Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.

by jokesandluck September 9, 2025

If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.

Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

i remember you're genocides

An Undertale Reddit meme from 2024. Part of the "insanity" series where people purposefully misspell words and create nonsensical pictures usually adding unrelated characters like Goku and Gaster into the picture.

- Human, i remember you're genocides
- It's like he's in some king of juandice

by Error404Chara February 10, 2025

if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025