Your Mom

Any dumbass who uses this is probably failing or has no sense of what they are doing whatsoever

Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack

person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!

person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?

by SWEETEST PIE June 23, 2022

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Your Mom

The woman I fucked last night. She is also your mother.

I shot my sticky white cum in Your Mom last night.

by yourmomkisserr July 31, 2023

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time

Yes mam pls ask you to do with afsar ashwin sanjay and afsar are u happy pu to the world of the disease in a chil world all the real name of a trapezium of the disease that

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes

by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022

your mom

fattest being in existence

dude A: bro your mom so fat she'd probably sit on a whale and its bones be broker than your wallet ngl
dude B: no cap

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

Your mom

What I did last night.

Person: What have you done last night ?
Me: Your mom.

by Banco_ May 9, 2022