Selfie King

1: A person who thinks they look good in selfies, but they dont ,they just look really stupid
2: A person who tries to pick up chicks using instagram and snapchat
3 : An arrogant asshat who is obsessed with their quiff

4:Anyone called Jamie

Girl 1 : Look its the 'selfie king'

Girl 2: Ewwwww aha

Girl 3: uno he's accually kinda hot

Girls 1 & 2: ....

by AddictWithAHarpon February 18, 2017

King of the Dextroverse

A dexhead who claims he knows EVERYTHING about DXM, often including stuff which researchers are currently unsure of.

gfj .. he thinks he's king of the dextroverse.

by zoey April 10, 2004

king beef

a person with a big penis

Hey ladies, "King Beef" in da house

by Ron Harris January 16, 2004

Sacramento Kings

team that's been everywhere- former Rochester/Cincy/KC/Omaha Royals/Kings; won lone championship in KC; are awesome lately; have solid, great team; will definatly will a championship soon, hopefully at the Damn Lakers expense

Vlade, Pregjag, C-Web, Bibby, Christy, and the Kings will win the NBA finals.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

kings toe

Kings toe is when the second toe is longer than the (great) or big toe

Oh ! look at his feet, he has the kings toe on both feet

by Royal Line November 2, 2015

King Queef

When a person blows air into the vagina and then pushes down on her lower abdomene releasing one of the biggest queefs you will ever hear!

She could not believe that I gave her a King Queef!

by T__ucker January 19, 2010

Alfalfa King

A faggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck.
Often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. Embarrassed of his small penis size, he talks big, but can't back it up.

The Alfalfa King has a small penis, and a big truck.

by thebongghitter June 29, 2011