jack white

Singer/guitarist for The White Stripes and The Raconteurs,also insanely hot man in very tight pants with an incredibly giant penis

"That Jack White's pants are so tight his enormous penis is going to burst forth"

by Joanie Baloney November 10, 2008

pretty fly for a white guy

offspring song that reminds america that (some) white boys can still keep it real

yo that kid nick is pretty fly for a white guy

by nick "pretty fly" nardozzi May 25, 2006

White claw

Aside from the popular drink, a white claw is when you horizontally spray 5 cum spurts across ones face.

i swung my hips and gave her a white claw.

by Fillcolons August 28, 2019

white knuckles

To hold somthing with your hand(s) in a constant position so tight and long that blood rushes away from your knuckles and they become pale and sweaty.

He was white knucklin' the steering wheel.

That new video game will give you white knuckles.

by HybridFlare September 16, 2005

W.P.S. (White People Shit)

Some dumbass shit that only white people would do.

Climb mountains, horse back riding, the economy, KKK, incest, hockey, Family Guy, Republicans, bear hunting, hunting in general, pick up trucks, white jesus, rock music, country music, wale hunting, baked chicken, the show jackass, beer games, bro rape, are all examples of w.p.s. (white people shit).

by neednottoknow August 2, 2010

whiner

A nagging upset complainer. A spoiled person who cries when he doesn't get his way.

eg : "Portal is such a whiner when no one agrees with him about his whiny industrial music... it's crap!"

"He bragged about his masters degree but when no one cared, he acted like a whiner"

by Alex Comrad June 24, 2005

white monkey job

A white person who is tricked with or without knowing that he or she doing the job as a face value of that company. These jobs are usually available in a country where there aren't a lot of "white" foreigners. Examples: a white person is asked work at a restaurant. The owner/manager would use that "white" foreigner as a face to their restaurant. This is where the restaurant might get more attention or people coming in to their restaurant. So, it is basically an advertisement.

Owner: Hey you want to work for our company?
White person: sure.
-behind- the - scenes
Shady business.
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Owner: we got a white person in our company. He/she will make us a lot of money. "Muhaha"* <~~ no one really does that but go on<~~~
manager: muhaha
White monkey job is a white foreigner work at a restaurant/company. Etc . As a face value.

by Fantasticninja March 5, 2017