Wank Dog

a common dog found masturbating. usually found in parks or laybye's in the buxton area

ohhh mate look at that wank dog!, WANK DOG!!!

by YeS ITz BaLLBaG ALRiTe =D June 24, 2010

Sunday Wank

The most satisfiying wank one will have throught the week. The hangover wank you cant wait to have usually around 9pm before you go to sleep. Usually is better if you come home alone the night before and your sack is full.

"Hey Jim, Lets go visit Guido" "nah not now he will be having his Sunday Wank for sure".

by Bruce Dorset July 24, 2011

wank

the process of holding your fingers around your hard penis and moving it to and fro until some white silky liquid shoots 10 feet into the air.

I caught him wanking in the highway.

by sucker August 7, 2003

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 6, 2005

wank

Wank is the slang term for masturbation or if you're annoyed at someone you call them a fucking wank.

1) *Stroke* *Stroke* *Splat* *Splat*

by Anonymous February 9, 2003

Pokey Bum Wank

The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.

Dyl regularly enjoyed a pokey bum wank while watching youPorn after work.

by PokeyMassiv March 1, 2009

Danger Wank

Finishing yourself off during masturbation before being walked in on/caught at your business

Mum walking in on you avin a wankkkkkkkkkkk - Was a mad danger wank

by Roy boi October 19, 2008