U of W

University of Wikipedia. A sarcastic way of saying "I didn't spend $10,000+ and 4 years of my life at university, but I still know just as much as you."

I majored in Anthropology and Psychology at U of W.

by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014

B.O.W.G

Stands for, Booty On White Girl. When a white female has a large bottom.

Nigga 1: Aye nigga you see that ass on that white girl?

Nigga 2: Damnn Issa B.o.w.g. That shit gybrate when she walk!

by Caramel eTAN November 25, 2017

C.G.W.

An acronym for a Crackers Gone Wild. When white people have lost their minds.

Chee: Did you hear about that fight at the mall? It was some white kids.
Walt: Yeah, it was a bunch of C.G.W.s.

by Cheecheejohn June 13, 2018

Suicidal masturbation w Lauren

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts

"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"

by zacattack September 16, 2019

i.j.w.s.h

I means I just want some head

Man: i.j.w.s.h right now.

Girl: get down on knees

by Sophia zz January 2, 2020

I.d.w.t.d.i.j.w.t.n.h.b.b.

I don't want to die I just want to never have been born.

girl you know what i.d.w.t.d.i.j.w.t.n.h.b.b.

by gender identity crisis July 2, 2020

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself.

friend:how are you??

me: oh well..i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020