Skip to main content

Steven Universe

The only thing that's shittier than me
by xarope October 15, 2017
mugGet the Steven Universemug.

Greg universe

Sunburnt dad. Nearly always is wearing a wife beater and shorts, but has a marching tan. Dad of Steven Universe
"Yo, you seen that Greg Universe"
"Hell yeah, he washed my car!"
by YiffmeOwO September 13, 2018
mugGet the Greg universemug.

Fordham University

College in NYC. 2 campuses: Rose Hill (main) and Lincoln Center. Nice school and all, cept you gotta deal with the faggot fordham prep kids.
Hey Fordham Universityis pretty nice and all, but whats the deal with these faggot high school kids on campus?
by Key to the City July 18, 2011
mugGet the Fordham Universitymug.

Marshall University

Located in Huntington, West Virginia. Home Of the Thundering Herd. Has a movie about it called 'We Are Marshall'(that movie is the shit). School colors are green and white. Has a great medical program.
Kelly: "You going to that Marshall game saturday?"
Carly: "For sure...the Herd is the shit."
Kelly: "I know, I am so glad i am going to attend Marshall University."
by little.potato.grower October 25, 2008
mugGet the Marshall Universitymug.

Elon university

Elon University is a private school located in Elon, NC. No prior education needed. If your parents have money then you will get in for sure. They just need to mention something about making a donation. Attending Elon is a joke and getting good grades is easy with little work necessary. Elon parties are exclusive and if you're not popular and good looking dont bother going to a party because you will not get in. Black people are looked down upon and so are the unwealthy. If you are unwealthy you certainly got in based on grades and consider yourself the small group of actually intelligent students .
Elon university frat boy- Yo bro can't wait for the party tonight

Elon university frat boy 2- yeah bro. Lets not let the black people in
by elonbro March 15, 2011
mugGet the Elon universitymug.

Purdue University

An overrated academic institution in Indiana named after a major chicken processing company. The college has received distinction for having an above average engineering program, however, engineering seems to be as far as Purdue's academic quality goes. Other majors such as business, social sciences, or the arts are far outclassed by it's cross state counterpart Indiana University (IU) and to some extent Notre Dame. The rampant mediocracy transcends merely academics, but also encompasses the athletic programs (where they rarely make it to bowl games and perpetually lose in the NCAA tournament) as well as the lackadaisical party scene, again heavily outclassed by IU. Purdue's mascot is a boilermaker as that is the occupation most students will have to settle for after graduation.
"At least Purdue University has a pretty cool fountain."
by Barron Hawking June 14, 2018
mugGet the Purdue Universitymug.

Pacific University

A thoroughly average university lost somewhere in suburbia west of Portland, Oregon.

Nobody cares about the undergraduates at Pacific because their graduate programs are so amazing, so the puny College of Arts and Sciences is plagued by hangovers, dudes too lazy to shave, ugly chicks, cannibals, and bed bugs.

Somewhat notorious for having the worst football team imaginable, and the largest HawaiianFest (also termed Luau) this side of, well, Hawaii.
-Hmm... where should I go to college?

-How about Pacific University? They accept anybody.
by beenthere_donethat April 20, 2011
mugGet the Pacific Universitymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email