Twat Termites

Another word for crabs on a woman's pussy

Damn dude,IthinkyourgirlhasTwat Termites.

by Blumpkin Please November 27, 2009

Twatatitus

Elephantitus on a womens twat.

"That chicks twat is so big! I bet she has Twatatitus"

by FwanklinTheHumanDick-tionary November 4, 2009

Twatbaiter

A guy who flirts with a woman but has no intention of having sex with her.

We've been dating for 3 months and he still hasn't put out, what a twatbaiter.

by lolnuts June 23, 2010

Twat Swatter

A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.

Jill is such a twat swatter; I was so close to Linda liking me until she showed up.

by t89472 August 30, 2010

twat-dryer

Noun

The female equivalent of a boner killer.

Would describe a person who completely kills the sexual mood.

The person responsible for ruining an otherwise exciting or happy mood.

In an upstairs bedroom Ashley and Brian are having a somewhat intimate moment...

In comes Shelby...

Shelby:(BANG, BANG, BANG) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!

Ashley: Shit, what a twat-dryer.

by GUADD October 7, 2010

Twat Dropping

1. any substance or residue secreted by the vagina, resulting in an evident mark or accumulation on an object. Often the result of either discharge from a serious infection, extremely copious vaginal secretions (often during sexual arousal), or the ever popular post-coital poon goo.

2. A derogatory term for children, particularly common to denote obnoxious children, those with numerous siblings, or a welfare baby.

1. "Man, that ho is so horny, she's leaving twat droppings everywhere she sits!"

2. "I hate them women that tote their screaming twat droppings with them everywhere... don't those damned kids ever shut up?"

by Rev. Stephen December 8, 2010

Twat flapper

a girl that has a roast beef vagina so bad that you want to put mayo and swiss cheese on it and call it a sandwhich

that bitch is such a twat flapper she better open her own subway

by sakt69 February 24, 2011