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A terrible place packed to the brim with children/adults that are children who hate fun and people who have fun and just people in general; everybody hates the site yet will continue to use it because we are a foolish species who are doomed to repeat our worst mistakes. Speaking of which, let me go check twitter.
"Hey, did you see the news about ___ on Twitter this morning? I heard that they were getting cancelled fo-"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"
by epicgamner69 December 18, 2022
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The slave between your twat and shitter.
Have you seen my Twitter today?
by lickityspits June 8, 2023
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A social media app used frequently by many people posting pictures and videos including arguments, art, memes, etc. Often considered a problematic platform to many people.
“Look what I just posted on Twitter!”
“That’s so cool! I just liked it.”
by Coolperson7765 February 6, 2022
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"Half way between your twat, and your shitter" the area between the vagina and anus.
I want you to tickle my twitter
by THEtwitterqueen December 29, 2020
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If Twitter is insane then it lends some credibility to my whole "Schizophrenic horde" thing doesn't it? See how that works do you?
Hym "I'm sitting here, thinking to myself, and trying to reconcile Dr. Jeepjorp's position on Twitter. So, Twitter is insane because it doesn't follow the rules of a face to face interaction... Because, in a face to face interaction, the threat of violence would cause people to self-censor and prevent them from saying anything too offensive... But you don't have a right to not be offended... Self-censorship is bad... And using violence in response to words is wrong... And threats of violence are wrong... And if I'm more capable or willing to commit violence I have more of a right to say egregious things (in a might makes right sort of way) because I will 'win' the violent altercation... Hmm 🤔..... There's a lot to unpack there... I might run out of characters... Well, let's see... It sounds like he's trying to reconcile my family's dialect with the behavior of the broader community... Which is hilarious! But you're an idiot. That's not how that works. But that's the second time he's said that (and I'm paraphrasing) 'If your family has a dialect that's incongruent with the collective language then you're insane'... Shit, ok, so how do we define 'insane?' Well, we could take Merriam Webster and say 'Not normal or healthy in mind.' Sure. But what constitutes normal? You know what? I'm running out of space. Ok, hold on, this is going to take a minute... Just... Just gimme a sec, hold on...." 🤔☝️
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
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twitter is literally an overreaction.
by lilyivyemerald August 22, 2021
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person 1:im gonna say dream sucks on twitter! person 2:don,t person 1:ur just dumb person 2: you will regret that once you tweet insult to dream you can,t go back person1:okay boomer *after person 1 tweeted dream sucks he gets his ip address leaked and dream stans are coming to kill him*
by super chad March 29, 2022
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