Did you see guy last night, he was off his face... he started having a seizure salad on the dance floor
by SniperWolfings September 03, 2007
Where you eatin a girls ass and she shits in your mouth then you chew it up (ground beef) and spit it in her pussy then you fuck the pussy and cum all over it(sour cream)then eat it all back up
by Brandon Hell May 20, 2007
A word used when the pressure is on you to be cool. When all your hip friends use words like, Groovy and Keen, just say Salad Tongs and you will be Mister Popular!
by Arkalit November 13, 2004
Kissing multiple people at the same time, all with Jolly Ranchers in their mouth. I know, it sounds weird.
Who do you want to make fruit salad with?
Who do you want to make fruit salad with?
by Melena February 15, 2013
(adj.) A form of logically-flawed apologeticism: Evidence that selectively favors one's position, the unfavorable evidence being ignored.
Social economic Darwinists (SEDs) are salad bar nature fanciers; they ignore the fact that nature has no policemen and thus the equilibrium in such a "free" (SED) society will inevitably be one with far more inequality, fraud, and criminal activity.
by SomeoneAmazing April 13, 2008
He promised eternal chastity, but then two stanzas farther on, once the key to
the chastity belt had been found, the poet wallowed in the usual meat salad.
the chastity belt had been found, the poet wallowed in the usual meat salad.
by G Grass March 16, 2009
its when one person (male) eats a variety of foods, then proceeds to shit it out onto another person's (female) face. It is then digested and referred to as the macaroni salad.
by Matt Puskarich June 05, 2007